Hypothetical car scenario
September 17, 2011
We are driving. In front of us is a VW Polo.
Mattgreen: I've always liked Polos. If I could only ever have one car for the rest of my life, it'd be a Volkswagon Polo.
Me: I'd have a Mazda MX5.
Mattgreen: (makes vomiting sounds)
Me: (ignoring him) Hmm... although it wouldn't be very convenient if I wanted to go to the tip. I'd just have to hire a car for that.
Mattgreen: Aha! (triumphantly) But if you hired a car, it'd have to be a Mazda MX5! The only car you could ever have would be a Mazda MX5!
Me: Oh. (thinks for a moment) In that case I'd just make you go to the tip in your Polo.
Mattgreen: I see. Damn you.