Caffeine crisis
July 08, 2010
Text messages sent today:
Me: are you there? DISASTER HAS STRUCK
Mattgreen: whats up?
Me: The coffee machine has broken. NOOOOOOOO!
Mattgreen: Good god. Stay calm and walk quickly to a costa baby. We can get through this.
Me: I am searching Amazon right now. May have to pay extra fiver for fast delivery.
Mattgreen: Do it baby. For all our sakes. Nescafe?
Me: Oh my god. Not that! It's a fate worse than death.
Me: are you there? DISASTER HAS STRUCK
Mattgreen: whats up?
Me: The coffee machine has broken. NOOOOOOOO!
Mattgreen: Good god. Stay calm and walk quickly to a costa baby. We can get through this.
Me: I am searching Amazon right now. May have to pay extra fiver for fast delivery.
Mattgreen: Do it baby. For all our sakes. Nescafe?
Me: Oh my god. Not that! It's a fate worse than death.