If it's good enough for the beetles, it's good enough for Mattgreen.
May 27, 2010
During a conversation with Mattgreen about how to get more fibre in our diet.
Me: I suppose we could sprinkle bran onto our cereal... (morosely) ...it might be disgusting though.
Mattgreen: I can get some from work if you want to try.
Me: Er, NO? I want bran that's fit for HUMAN consumption thanks!
Mattgreen: It is fit for human consumption!
Me: (suspiciously) What do you use it for at work then?
Mattgreen: (shuffling his feet) Er, well... feeding the stored product insects.
Me: (victoriously) SEE!
Mattgreen: No, but it's still suitable for humans! We get it from a human supplier!
Me: (suspiciously) Oh yeah? What are they called then?
Mattgreen: (quietly) Farm Foods.
Me: NO WAY, JOSE!
Me: I suppose we could sprinkle bran onto our cereal... (morosely) ...it might be disgusting though.
Mattgreen: I can get some from work if you want to try.
Me: Er, NO? I want bran that's fit for HUMAN consumption thanks!
Mattgreen: It is fit for human consumption!
Me: (suspiciously) What do you use it for at work then?
Mattgreen: (shuffling his feet) Er, well... feeding the stored product insects.
Me: (victoriously) SEE!
Mattgreen: No, but it's still suitable for humans! We get it from a human supplier!
Me: (suspiciously) Oh yeah? What are they called then?
Mattgreen: (quietly) Farm Foods.
Me: NO WAY, JOSE!
