Judge Dredd

October 30, 2009

Isabel and her friend are having a sleepover. They're in my kitchen, arguing over who drew a spiral on the blackboard. They accuse me, then Matt, then each other, then Ludo (!) When everyone denies it was them, they go round again, accusing all and sundry. Isabel says, "I think it was my Mum!". Her friend says, "I think it was your Dad!" Then they start asking us again, "Did you do it?" This has been going on for ten minutes.

Mattgreen (sighing heavily): I bet Judge Dredd never had this problem.
Me: Who's Judge Dredd?
Mattgreen: He is the law. He's judge, jury and executioner.
Me: Does he have kids?

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