This post won't make much sense to most people, but I thought it was hilarious.

Yesterday, Mattgreen, Izzy and I went to meet our Estrela breeder. We were talking about our puppy over breakfast this morning.

Mattgreen: We could always breed a litter ourselves.
Me: I don't think so! It's really complicated, you have to have loads of specialist knowledge. I tell you what, why don't you go to Champdogs (the dog-related forum I read) and post, 'Hi, I've never had a dog before but I'm getting a puppy and I'm going to start breeding straight away' and see what they say?
Mattgreen: Ah, hmm, yeah.
Me: Come back an hour later and see what responses you've got!
Mattgreen: And then I'll go to rec.jyhad (Matt's Vampire newsgroup) and post, 'I think errata is the best thing ever!' And then I'll go to Period Property (historic property conservation forum) and post, 'I'm thinking of covering my entire house in cement render, can anybody recommend any companies?'
Alice: (laughing) And then you can go to The Thirty boards (group of friends we play online games with, mostly American) and post, 'I think George Bush is the best president ever...'
Mattgreen: '... and all Marines are pussies. Oh, and I just ran over a Pomeranian.'

There is a small, evil part of my personality that thinks this is actually a highly entertaining idea. It's lucky that Nice Alicey is in control today.