How to start a flame war

July 24, 2006

This post won't make much sense to most people, but I thought it was hilarious.

Yesterday, Mattgreen, Izzy and I went to meet our Estrela breeder. We were talking about our puppy over breakfast this morning.

Mattgreen: We could always breed a litter ourselves.
Me: I don't think so! It's really complicated, you have to have loads of specialist knowledge. I tell you what, why don't you go to Champdogs (the dog-related forum I read) and post, 'Hi, I've never had a dog before but I'm getting a puppy and I'm going to start breeding straight away' and see what they say?
Mattgreen: Ah, hmm, yeah.
Me: Come back an hour later and see what responses you've got!
Mattgreen: And then I'll go to rec.jyhad (Matt's Vampire newsgroup) and post, 'I think errata is the best thing ever!' And then I'll go to Period Property (historic property conservation forum) and post, 'I'm thinking of covering my entire house in cement render, can anybody recommend any companies?'
Alice: (laughing) And then you can go to The Thirty boards (group of friends we play online games with, mostly American) and post, 'I think George Bush is the best president ever...'
Mattgreen: '... and all Marines are pussies. Oh, and I just ran over a Pomeranian.'

There is a small, evil part of my personality that thinks this is actually a highly entertaining idea. It's lucky that Nice Alicey is in control today.

Now, darling.... you're making me out to be evil. Again.

You KNOW I don't like it when you tell the truth about me.
That was hysterical. I laughed all the way through and I almost had Chai tea coming out of my nose when I read the last line.

You aren't evil mattgreen. =) That was funny.

Actually, he is. In fact, he actually has a computer that should be constantly kept inside a pentigram.

Alice blames the machine, but I know evil when I smell it. :)

I mean that in the nicest way possible, but there is very little doubt about it.

I just think it's interesting how he can also be so nice. Evil can be nice. Who knew?

Only Alice, I guess. (Not that Alice is going to qualify for Paladinhood in the near future)
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