Mattgreen: Hey, did you know World's Largest Penis was on TV tonight?
Alicey: (laughing)
Mattgreen: I wonder how they get people to volunteer for that?
Alicey: Oh, they probably just put an ad in the back of the Radio Times.
Mattgreen: (laughing) Yeah, cos all those sort of guys read that publication.
Alicey: Seriously, that's how they get volunteers for programmes! It probably said something like, 'Program makers seek men willing to expose themselves. Monsters wanted'.
Mattgreen: 'Unfeasable genitalia required, no timewasters'.
Alice: (snorting with laughter)
Mattgreen: We can pretend to be middle-class, but it's still the knob gags that make us laugh.