a quick way to lose weight by dr green

September 18, 2005

alicey: mattgreen, you know i've fucked up my diet again this week...?
mattgreen: yes darling?
(pauses)
mattgreen: do-it-yourself liposuction? (turns on the dustbuster) just me, the black and decker and the globals?
alicey: (laughing)
mattgreen: i've got hands like a surgeon! i mean... a sturgeon! (holding his hands aloft) easy mistake to make.

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