paint job
June 28, 2005
mattgreen and alicey are lazing on the sofa in their recently re-painted living room.
mattgreen: have you, er, noticed the texture and colour of the ceiling in natural light?
alicey: (choosing her words carefully) well... yeah.. it's a little bit patchy, isn't it?
mattgreen: a little bit? it looks like shit. i'm going to have to do another coat.
alicey: er, yeah, i think that'd be for the best.
(pause)
alicey: have you, um, got anything to say about the texture?
mattgreen: it looks like a bag of jism.
mattgreen: have you, er, noticed the texture and colour of the ceiling in natural light?
alicey: (choosing her words carefully) well... yeah.. it's a little bit patchy, isn't it?
mattgreen: a little bit? it looks like shit. i'm going to have to do another coat.
alicey: er, yeah, i think that'd be for the best.
(pause)
alicey: have you, um, got anything to say about the texture?
mattgreen: it looks like a bag of jism.
