work christmas dinner
December 17, 2004
tonight is matt's company's work christmas dinner. i start work for his company on 4th january and it would be a really good idea to make a good impression.
unfortunately i'm in one of those moods where basically i can't wait to get riotously pissed. you know when you're going to a party and you're really excited and you get there and drink 10 cocktails and throw up all over your dress? you don't? errrr... forget i said anything.
i've had a large glass of port already and i have so got to be careful. cross your fingers for me. i will try not to do anything stupid. no, really.
unfortunately i'm in one of those moods where basically i can't wait to get riotously pissed. you know when you're going to a party and you're really excited and you get there and drink 10 cocktails and throw up all over your dress? you don't? errrr... forget i said anything.
i've had a large glass of port already and i have so got to be careful. cross your fingers for me. i will try not to do anything stupid. no, really.