disaster

August 11, 2005

my course is going from bad to worse. who knew that anything could be worse than physics? well, the truth is out there, and it's GEOLOGY.

now, geology doesn't sound too bad, does it? i mean, a little bit of climate, a few volcanoes, maybe some plate tectonics? not any more. THIS is what i have to contend with:



earlier, i asked mattgreen to help me. he told me that it wasn't even written in english. he couldn't even work it out. what am i meant to do if even mattgreen can't understand it?!

alicey: i think i'll just cut my head off and send it to my tutor in a bag.
mattgreen: the open university have probably got a special guide for that.
alicey: (as if reading from a pamphlet) 'please ensure you put the correct postage on your head'.
mattgreen: 'tutors can only accept heads received before the cut-off date'.

in other news, we are having a barbeque on saturday. i planned it at least a month ago. i figured it's the middle of summer, the hottest month of the year, we're in the grip of global warming, what could possibly go wrong?



dammit. nevermind, i'm sure there's, er, plenty of room for 12 adults, 2 children and a dog in our lounge.

p.s. i bought the coat. i fucking deserve it.

Comments:
Ask hoffy, he has a degree in geology. :)

Gordy
 
Geography hey Dr Green!
 
My skills lie elsewhere. Like insects. I'm good at them.
 
look on the bright side. When you have to start studying Kreb's cycle and all that crap, Matt will be on hand to answer any questions you may have.
soraya x
 
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